There are two ways that one can love ninja turtles. I don't really qualify in either way (although I did see the most recent movie), because I just think they're fucking weird. Some people love them because of their badass fighting, cool dialect, and because they can couple their identity with badass-fighting, cool-talking, pizza-loving turtle-men. James Unsworth, author of this fine publication, really fucking loves(order of last two words is reversible, by the way) ninja turtles. He also loves to draw them doing all sorts of great[ly depraved] things to people, pizza, etc. I'd buy this book right now if it didn't have to ship from Britain. I think I have a british friend thought, right Nick?

